Top 10 Nitwits Identified

10. Bill Clinton, in all his glory

9. Marisleysis Gonzales, Miami relative of Elian Gonzales

8. Bill Sizemore, sponsor of inane Oregon ballot measures

7. James Baker, Bush advisor and hypocrite

6. Roger Clemens, this year's best example of what's wrong in sports

5. New York State, home of Sen. Hillary Clinton

4. Bob Whitsitt, Portland Trail Blazers GM, who traded Brian Grant for Shawn Kemp

2 (tie). Supreme Court Justices (and now confirmed hacks) Anthony Kennedy and Sandra O'Connor

1. Ralph Nader, selfless champion of consumers' well-being