Letter of the Law    

November 1998

 

 3rd Annual Wacky Pants Day!
WHEN: Wed. Nov. 11 ALL DAY
WHO: You!
HOW: Wear groovulous pants!
WHY: Prizes!!
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  P O E T R Y   N O T E S
By Jonah H. Paisner

 

This Month: "Poetry in Motion"

Ode To Nature

I don’t want to die for you
But you can die for me,
I won’t wonder where you are
You’ll always be there for me.

I do strip you naked
Your beauty now my clothes,
I burn you keeping myself warm
While winds do keep you cold.

After I am gone
What makes you think I’d care,
When you struggle to survive
I will not be there.

I do use you - take your beauty
Use you all for me -
I don’t want to die for you
But you can die for me.

Alexandra D. Gnoske
1988


EVENTS

• Third Annual Wacky Pants Day (Wed. 11-11-98): This is nothing more than an excuse for this author to wear a somewhat shocking pair of bright red pants. Most likely, this festive day will quickly fade away when the guy with the pants graduates. Still, in the meantime, any excuse to mix it up. Oh, and by the way, "I don’t have any wacky pants" is a nonsensical remark in a city with more thrift stores than Starbucks joints. Join the revelry, wear (wacky) pants!

· Yoga: It’s hardly a stretch to say that yoga is poetry. Not only does it relax, it can give the student liberating moments of physical bliss and mental emptiness. Now, don’t confuse emptiness with air-headedness. I’d explain, but Zen Buddhist theory is beyond the scope of this two-bit operation. Practicing yoga can be an easy and simple joy.

Yoga Space, 2536 SE Ankeny, Portland OR, (503) 236-7188 • Classes throughout the week. Especially try Susanna’s 6:45pm Sunday all-levels class, which is on a donation basis! 

· Poetry Readings: These days it’s a bit out of style to suddenly start break-dancing in public places. Similarly it is out of style to spend an evening anywhere other than at a bar drinking and whiling the time away. It would be silly for me to persuade you, since your social life is quite rightly your own. So then, why not consider it a primal duty? Take your friends to a reading. Mark your calendar today.

Cafe Lena, 2239 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland, OR, (503) 238-7087 • Every Tuesday at a cozy space in southeast Portland with food, drinks, and a smoke-free environment. Arrive at 8:30 p.m. to sign up, 9:00 p.m. to hear poetry. • Next event: 11/3/98
In Other Words Bookstore, 3734 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland, OR, (503) 232-6003 • Last Friday of every month; arrive at 8:30 p.m. to sign up, 9:00 p.m. to hear poetry. These are WOMEN-only readings! Guys are welcome to cheer along in the audience. Next event: 11-27-98
Berbatis’ Pan, 231 SW Ankeny, Portland, OR, (503) 248-4579 Very dark and smoky. Poets read from a stage. Last Wednesday of every month. Arrive at 7:30 p.m. to sign up, 8:30 p.m. to hear poetry. Next event: 11-25-98
Watzek Library, William Stafford Room dedication for former Oregon poet laureate and L&C Prof. Nov. 19 at 4:30 pm, on the bottom floor of Watzek in the art section. Mens' movement icon Robert Bly will be in attendance. For more information on Mr. Stafford see
http://www.newsfromnowhere.com/sacredblur.html


Holding this gazette in your hand right now, you should be inquiring: "what am I doing here with finals looming, reading this light fare from cover to cover?" Or better yet: "how can I afford even a spare moment to flip to the back and read the Poetry Notes column?" Your lives are harried, and you turn to us for comfort and solace. Ah, sojourner, no need to shove; there’s plenty for all.

So far, no poetry. What gives? Besides the incessant rhetorical questions and grandiose verbiage, there seems to be little here for you. But for those who enjoy riding the bus on Tri-Met, our local public transit system, the title above may have you nodding.

Nodding off to sleep? Here, use this space to rouse yourself...

You see, Poetry in Motion ("PiM" to us law types) is much more than a trite phrase uttered in life, quite inconsequentially. PiM is also a program of urban reinvigoration, compliments of our friends on the loony liberal left. Frankly, who else would come up with the idea to plaster poems on city buses and subway cars in New York City? Certainly not Jesse Helms.

In the past few years, Portland has bit the bug, so we too may enjoy short poems tastefully displayed up in the little ad holders, in place of the standard raucous commercial notices.

This is all good and well, but it wouldn’t be fair if the only admonition here was for you to go searching city buses for your kernel of hope, your sip of panacea, your ________________ [be creative, ad lib a cliché!].

Rather, let there be Free Choice. What follows is a selection of ways to express your creativity, to put some poetry in your daily motions. To ensure that this text follows the rigorous guidelines for long, boring essays, I have put all scheduling details below and offer short wry remarks for your enjoyment, and dare I say . . . enlightenment.


Your Poem Here!

Submit your poetry.


Name:

E-Mail:

Your poem here:

email: paisner@lclark.edu

And now (drumroll please), the LAST question I will ask this month...
Why bother submitting?

Occupation most often rated "excellent lovers" by their wives:

Artists!

Source: Portland Oregonian
"Edge" Column



Westwind

There once was an eden named Westwind,
To its shores NEDC was destined.
We jumped in the car
And drove real far
Heading in the coastal direction.

We arrived at the ramp around five,
Finally feeling alive;
We crossed the river
Then, with nary a shiver,
Naked into the Pacific we did dive.

In the cabins with wood floors
We warmed ourselves with the hoards;
In the woods some went
And pitched their tent
To avoid a night filled with snores.

In the morning the fog rolled in
While some of us campers slept in;
When we crawled out of bed
There was sand on our head,
And everywhere else at Camp Westwind.

With Brent we hiked a steep trail,
And from a headland caught glimpse of a whale;
Native species we did learn,
Sitka spruce and sword fern,
Then "Look!" someone yelled, "A red tail!"

On Sunday, to work and school most did run,
But driving for hours wasn't our idea of fun;
So we bid our friends adieu,
Then jumped in the yellow canoe
And paddled back toward the beach, surf and sun.

We'll always remember the nighttime bonfire,
And the singing, beer and smoke of which we ne'er did tire.

Alexandra West and Jeff Strang
10/98