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Akin
feminists agree on shower cams to fund Women's Center
Whether you're an angry or calm feminist you're bound
to agree that having a Women's Center on campus couldn't
hurt. The only problem is, as is the case with most
causes, who is going to put up the cash for it?
[Complete
Article]
International
Affairs Symposium decides to embrace gender
In a surprise announcement this week, the International
Affairs Symposium student co-chairs and faculty advisor
unveiled an entirely new format for the annual LC
event. [Complete
Article]
Atkinson
named teacher of year
This year's Pamplin Society of Fellows Teacher of
the Year Award went to Anthropology Professor Jane
Atkinson. The other finalists were Michael Mooney,
Professor of History, and Michael Ford, Visiting Lecturer
in Communication. [Complete
Article]
Residence
Life offers new counseling program with Director Jon
by Adam Corolla
Jon Eldridge, Director of Residence Life, recently
announced that he will be following in the footsteps
of his fraternal twin, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and will be
be hosting his own version of the hit show, Loveline.
[Complete
Article]
Where's
Roger Paget?
We at The Pioneer Log have often wondered where Roger
Paget, Institutional Professor of Political Economy
/ Asian Studies, is.
[Complete
Article]
Callahan
makes news for something other than Ellison
Student
whining pays off! John Buck statues will be removed
as a result of campus outcry
Spurning local art patrons Arlene and Jimbo Schnitzer
and their generosity toward the College, the Board
of Trustees voted on March 23 to remove the statues
outside the Gallery of Contemporary Art. The statues,
commissioned by the Schnitzers from some dude in Montana,
were installed last fall.
[Complete
Article]
Football
player breaks stereo-types, actually a good guy
Paul Johnson, the second string tight end for the
Lewis & Clark football team is "not an obnoxious over
masculine egotistical asshole like the other football
players" according to sources that know the sophomore.
[Complete
Article]
Overseas
Office announces new trip
Larry Meyers, Director of Overseas Programs for the
College, announced a new trip to be offered in the
fall of 2000. The Study at Reed program will include
comprehensive classes in material relevant to today"s
world as well as a first-class education, all just
a short distance across the Willamette River.
[Complete
Article]
Bon Appetit
recognized by national dietary organization
At their yearly Evian and celery banquet in St. Louis,
the Anorexics and Bulimic United organization named
Lewis & Clark"s Bon Appetit catering service a "major
motivational factor in our dietary choices," with
special accolades to the salad bar staff.
[Complete
Article]
Elliot
Young redistributes wealth in Tryon Park
This past Tuesday, students of Assistant Professor
Elliott Young were puzzled to find him missing from
class. Students in Professor Young's Modern Latin
American History class waited over twenty minutes
for Professor Young, but to no avail.
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Article]
The
truth revealed: Mabel Akin was involved in a secret
plot under the direction of J. Edgar Hoover
In a recent Pioneer Log article (March 3rd), Angela
Nusom attempted to get to the truth behind the Akin
endowment‹without much success. Not satisfied with
the vague answers given by the administration, this
reporter set out on a personal crusade for answers
and found them. [Complete
Article]
Mooney
wants more hippies at Lewis & Clark
In a recent Board of Trustees meeting, Michael Mooney
revealed his irresistible urge to admit more hippies
to our community. [Complete
Article]
Jesus
Christ's Last Lecture only attended by seven
On March 6th, Jesus Christ, the Son of God and savior
of mankind delivered a lecture entitled "Why the Jews
are going to burn in hell for killing me and how the
Southern Baptists grossly misinterpreted my teachings
on well... pretty much everything" for Lewis & Clark
College's Last Lecture Series.
[Complete
Article]
Eisinger
makes appeal for 'radical thinking'
Robert Eisinger, Professor of Political Science, recently
asked his Quantitative Research Methods last Friday
to be creative in their hypotheses. "Let's think outside
of the box for a minute," Eisinger requested.
[Complete
Article]
Pioneer
Log haunted by the ghost of editor past
Terror struck the Pioneer Log staff Wednesday, March
22 as a figure from the past raised heckles and made
chilling accusations during a not-so-routine layout
night. Attempting to put out an unprecedented "Spring
Break Collectible Edition," the Pioneer Log editors
were accosted by supernatural elements in an event
that left many of the journalists questioning their
futures with the newspaper.
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Article]
The
Mossy Log, Genus Edition, in consultation with the
Student Media Board and Robert Murdoch, has adopted
a new editorial policy
Duntley
promises wrath of God or your money back
When Dean of the Chapel Mark Duntley learned earlier
this year that the Princeton Review had rated Lewis
& Clark students as "ignoring God on a regular basis"
more often than any other campus, he knew it was a
call to action. "To the majority of students at this
school, it was all very funny. But to me, I heard
a challenge from God," Duntley said.
[Complete
Article]
Atkinson
named teacher of year
This year's Pamplin Society of Fellows Teacher of
the Year Award went to Anthropology Professor Jane
Atkinson. The other finalists were Michael Mooney,
Professor of History, and Michael Ford, Visiting Lecturer
in Communication. [Complete
Article]
Playboy
comes to campus and hosts 'Spring Break' events
On Wednesday, Michael Mooney announced his engagement
to Ava Fabian, Playboy's Miss October 1986. The couple
met, Mooney said, "at a fundraising event." Fabian
says that despite the age difference she "couldn't
be happier" with the match. The announcement came
during the opening ceremonies for Playboy's popular
'Spring Break' events, which are being held for the
first time at the Lewis & Clark College campus.
[Complete
Article]
Sync Masterpiece
Serious music has a new hero. The music that is long
critically acclaimed yet commercially disappointing
has finally found the group that can bridge these
seemingly distant barriers. Simply put, No Strings
Attached by 'N Sync represents the future of music
in the 21st century.
[Complete Article]
To
the Tryon Creek Flasher
Dedicated
women 'Take Back the Night', leave daytime to men
The recent Take Back The Night activities brought
the issues of sexual violence and masculinity to the
forefront at Lewis & Clark. With a showing of over
200 students for the march alone, this year's event
was perhaps the most successful one TBTN has ever
experienced. [Complete
Article]
Charismatic
prof leads Pamplin Society to mass suicide
In the early morning hours of March 31, the bodies
of 20 student members and 3 faculty members of the
Pamplin Society of Fellows were found in the Pamplin
room in Watzek Library. Evidence at the scene, including
half-empty paper cups and a large punch bowl, indicated
mass suicide. [Complete
Article]
Pope
attempts apology in Holy Land, fails
The Pope gave a new meaning to the phrase "papal bull"
recently when he issued a vaguely phrased apology
for the sins of the Catholic Church over the last
thousand years, apparently in the hopes of clearing
the Church's name for the next millennium. He has
been attacked by Jewish groups for not including any
reference to the Holocaust in his apology. [Complete
Article]
At
home with Mike, pro wrestling and Miller High Life
This past Saturday, I was walking around downtown.
It was a rainy day, and I wandered by the KOIN center.
I had nothing really important to do, and I thought,
'Hey, why not stop by and pay a social call on Lewis
& Clark's very own President, Mr. Michael Mooney..."
[Complete Article]
Mathematics
department finds Jesus
The LC Mathematical Sciences department surprised
many of the College's math devotees this week when
it announced that it would replace the current curriculum
for the Calculus 1 and Calculus 2 classes with a new
program based on the textbook Calculus for Christians,
the newly published work of University of Portland
professor Obadiah Ketsu. [Complete
Article]
Mooney steps up Master Plan, initiates 'Final Solution'
In an unexpected decision last week, Michael Mooney,
President of the College, and the Board of Trustees
voted unanimously to speed up the 'Master Plan' into
one Mooney has entitled the 'Final Solution'.[Complete
Article]
LCTV
produces quality episode; students amazed
Lewis and Clark's weekly news program, has captured
the hearts of students and faculty alike in yet another
hard-hitting, emotionally-charged episode. [Complete
Article]
LC Hippies
How do they really spend their time? [Complete
Article]
KLC reaches
stunning record of eleven listeners
KLC Radio, in a triumphant news conference, announced
the accomplishment of their goal of reaching over
ten listeners at one time. The KLC "Double Digits"
campaign went better than anyone expected. [Complete
Article]
International
Affairs Symposium decides to embrace gender
In a surprise announcement this week, the International
Affairs Symposium student co-chairs and faculty advisor
unveiled an entirely new format for the annual LC
event. [Complete
Article]
Residence
Life offers new counseling program with Director Jon
Bond tales
never looked so dark
This reviewer fully recommends the latest 007 movie,
Back To Africa. LeVar Burton turns in another dazzling
performance as Ian Fleming's famous spy/misogynist
-- Kinte, Kunta Kinte. [Complete
Article]
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